codeinewarrior:

"i dont like water it has no taste to it" yea its fuckin… its water u bitch. u piece of shit loser

(Source: almondmilkpapi, via viciousvelvetdevils)

2ghost bear by kate pugsley on Flickr.

holycuntspiracy:

forever taking nickleback songs and rewriting them to be about rimjobs

1maccaroons by abigail mckenzie illustration on Flickr.
4Wedding Cakes by Claire Mojher on Flickr.
1Etching by JackDrawsGood. on Flickr.
7- by Lizzy Stewart on Flickr.

this weekend this guy at the bar was like “can i sit next to you” and i was like “only if you buy me a drink cuz I don’t have time for this otherwise”

so then he did buy me a drink and he was like “you’re just using me to get you free drinks” and i was like “yes” and he was all offended 

listen I was nothing but upfront ok don’t act all shocked like this is a surprise 

7Secret from PostSecret.com
3A Russian Christmas by Lizzy Stewart on Flickr.