"i dont like water it has no taste to it" yea its fuckin… its water u bitch. u piece of shit loser

(Source: almondmilkpapi, via viciousvelvetdevils)

2ghost bear by kate pugsley on Flickr.


forever taking nickleback songs and rewriting them to be about rimjobs

1maccaroons by abigail mckenzie illustration on Flickr.
4Wedding Cakes by Claire Mojher on Flickr.
1Etching by JackDrawsGood. on Flickr.
7- by Lizzy Stewart on Flickr.

this weekend this guy at the bar was like “can i sit next to you” and i was like “only if you buy me a drink cuz I don’t have time for this otherwise”

so then he did buy me a drink and he was like “you’re just using me to get you free drinks” and i was like “yes” and he was all offended 

listen I was nothing but upfront ok don’t act all shocked like this is a surprise 

7Secret from
3A Russian Christmas by Lizzy Stewart on Flickr.